[Tuesday, March 28, 2006]


That which the story is told through.

The text is not enough. Words cannot describe the tackiness of the Protagnoist and Boyfriend's tattoos.

Oh I am going to die if I try this out.

And I might as well be dead if I didn't.


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[Monday, March 27, 2006]

The Odd Ramble

Why Prison Sex

Collision Theory states that enzyme and substrate molecules will collide randomly, sometimes forming enzyme substrate complexes that result in a bio-chemical/catalytic reaction.

I looked back on fics (past and current) and I realised that I write a lot of prison sex. And the occasional unsympathetic protagonist.

I don't know, really, but it has a lot to do with people being squeezed together to small spaces until they have to interact and then explode from the pressure.

Unlikely Unlikeable Protagonists

A catalyst is an organic or inorganic substance that lowers the activation energy of the overall reaction, thus increasing the probability of a reaction.

Protagonists are usually special. Or presumed to be special. Or hang out with special people until they discover that they are special too.

Likeable protagonists are very common. A way to reduce empathy would be to see the protagonist from everyone else's POV. By and large, protagonists don't have to be likeable--things just happen to them or happen around them.

New Protagonist will be mad, bad and sad. His background would be as ordinary as crab grass and he will have very little taste in clothes or colours. He plays the piano (rather badly) and is a mediocre singer at best. He used to be a crappy individual, but The Plot Happened and his life was never the same again.

And Their Equally Unlikeable Boyfriends

Co-enzymes are substances that enable some enzymes to carry out their functions.

Unlikeable Boyfriend Plus Supporting Cast will not be too big, thus solving the problem of not remembering their names. Plus Supporting Cast will have faces and names and subplots that link up with the main plot.

Unlikeable Boyfriend will exhibit obsessive traits and scratch his itch with all and sundry. Unlikeable Protagonist and Boyfriend will have tattoos of each other's names done at one point in the story to demonstrate just how tacky and possessive they really are.

Plus Supporting Cast will include Best-Friend, Other-Best-Friend-In-A-Totally-Platonic-Way, Friend-Like-A-Younger-Brother, Friend-With-Benefits, Not-Friends and Extras. And Other-Boyfriend. Did I mention Other-Boyfriend? Monogamy isn't optional for the Protagonist. Other-Boyfriend is even more possessive than Boyfriend.

Extras will come in bite-sized servings of Unlikeable, Blah and I-Wish-He-Had-Been-The-Boyfriend-Instead-Of-WhosHisFace.

The Plot Happened

Reactions may be catabolic or anabolic.

Backwards and forwards in time. In different locations (including prison) across several arcs. Gah.

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[Sunday, March 19, 2006]

Inspired by a drawing problem . . .

Drawing cock is a hang-up,
For girls who draw boys who like boys.
We have no easy references,
Unless we possess realistic sex toys.

And it's often quite a problem,
To get your boys anatomically well-hung.
When is too big too vulgar?
And how to get it proportionate?
What if it looks deformed?
Which would be most unfortunate.

Should I censor it out,
Or let them shake it all about?

Perhaps there is something to be said about cones of light after all.

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[Wednesday, March 15, 2006]

Pure Nerd
73 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 47% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally
smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up
all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer.
Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more
so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be
replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.


Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality


Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

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You scored higher than 83% on nerdiness
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You scored higher than 52% on geekosity
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You scored higher than 85% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

*dusts off blog*


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