Rating: R

I solemnly swear I intend no disrespect to the books and characters of JK Rowling. And I'm not making a Knut off this.

Severus/Remus slash filk.

[to the tune of "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette]

Sometimes it's hard to be a Lupin,
Giving werewolf love to just one Snape.
You're attracted
While he's distracted,
Brewing things that you don't understand.
But if you love him, you'll still have him
Even though he bears the Dark Lord's brand.
And if you love him,
Oh grab hold of him,
'Cause after all, he's just a Snape.

Stand by your Snape!
Give him your legs to cling to,
And something hard to handle
When scenes get hot and sweaty...

Stand by your Snape!
Howl out his name in pleasure,
Keep shagging, don't let him escape,
Stand by your Snape!

Stand by your Snape!
Until the moon transforms you,
Keep shagging, don't let him escape,
Stand by your Snaaaaaaaaaaaaape!

[dedicated to JayKay, in thanks for her "Wicked Game" stories]